Fido Fans Mugs

'Ever noticed how people resemble their pets?'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

No Soliciting

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

Fox hunting.

Sea Horse outside saloon

Good boy

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

'Yes, it's a foul. But is it a flagrant foul?'

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

Why foxes can't tell jokes.

Dachshund Yoga

"...and this is Sheila. She's my main squeeze."

'If you could learn to open up a little, you might make a few more sales.'

"Now. Hear. This."

"Nice, but it's still a fish bowl. We'd like something with a little more privacy."

'Since my bone marrow transplant, the dog doesn't know me!'

"But I can't help it if I smell 'Fishy'!"

'Pardon me, Sir. You don't happen to have a fox in there, do you?'

"...Your burrito is getting away."

'He's not in right now. But I'll tell him you called if you promise to give a little treat.'