Fido Fashionista Gifts

"I told him about anthropomorphism, and he decided to try it."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Haute Suture

"I was almost that last year."

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Dog Dressed to Eat

Useless add-ons.

No Soliciting

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

Street Organ - Monkey

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"We should start wearing masks."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Puss in Heels

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Good boy

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper