Fido Fashionista Pillows

"I told him about anthropomorphism, and he decided to try it."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Haute Suture

"I was almost that last year."

Dog Dressed to Eat

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Useless add-ons.

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

No Soliciting

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

Street Organ - Monkey

"We should start wearing masks."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Knight walking a dog.

Puss in Heels

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."