Fido Bibliophile Gifts

Good boy

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Edgar Allen Poe

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

The Dorrie Decimal System

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Honoré de Balzac

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

No Soliciting

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Literary Canines.

Litterary Dogs.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

'Read that last part back to me.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

A man and his dog both reading.

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"Nevermore."

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

'Bront?saurus.'

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

"Spoiler alert...Z."

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

Women who Read Too Much