Canine Bibliophile Gifts

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Edgar Allen Poe

The Dorrie Decimal System

Honoré de Balzac

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

Literary Canines.

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Litterary Dogs.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

'Read that last part back to me.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

"Nevermore."

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

A man and his dog both reading.

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

"Spoiler alert...Z."

K9 Literati.

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

Litteratti K9s.

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

Women who Read Too Much

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

"Boy, these are really overdue!"