Bibliophile Gifts

Novel, Novella, Novellette, Novellini

Women who Read Too Much

"I'm talking so much about books I haven't read I feel like I'm back in publishing."

Books/How to get to the point/Volume 1

'No Jimmy! You can't cite Wikipedia as the main source for your assignment!'

Man ignores the 'Science' section and looks in the 'Stuff You Believe Anyway' section."

'It can hold a thousand books, whatever 'books' are...'

'This is how we learned things before Wikipedia.'

Conan the librarian.

'We take late returns very seriously at this library Mr Wilson!'

"Dear Book-of-the-Month Club, I wish to cancel my subscription."

Tall Tales and Short Stories.

"I'd like to buy a book on chutzpah and I'd like you to pay for it"

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"It's an audio alternative called reading."

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

"I procure considerable gratification from belles-lettres."

Computer user thinking 'The problem with e-books is that they are e-books.'

"The Bible . . . that would be under self-help."

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

'Read that last part back to me.'

'Middle Eastern Literature.'

The e-Book Accused of Causing the Death of the Paperback?

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

"Don't judge a book by its cover...judge it by whether it's in the bargain bin or not!"

'I want it renewed until we get the leg of our sideboard mended.'

Head full of Books.

The Dorrie Decimal System

"We're really, really interested. Now take it home and make it sing."

The Subtitle

Novel/Novel Therapeutic Strategies

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

"Daddy, what collar is a novelist, white or blue?"

Books recommended by Oprah and Howard Stern.