Bibliophile Prints

Novel, Novella, Novellette, Novellini

Women who Read Too Much

"I'm talking so much about books I haven't read I feel like I'm back in publishing."

Books/How to get to the point/Volume 1

'It can hold a thousand books, whatever 'books' are...'

Man ignores the 'Science' section and looks in the 'Stuff You Believe Anyway' section."

'This is how we learned things before Wikipedia.'

Conan the librarian.

'We take late returns very seriously at this library Mr Wilson!'

"Dear Book-of-the-Month Club, I wish to cancel my subscription."

Tall Tales and Short Stories.

"I'd like to buy a book on chutzpah and I'd like you to pay for it"

"The Bible . . . that would be under self-help."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"It's an audio alternative called reading."

Computer user thinking 'The problem with e-books is that they are e-books.'

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

"I procure considerable gratification from belles-lettres."

'Read that last part back to me.'

"Don't judge a book by its cover...judge it by whether it's in the bargain bin or not!"

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

'Middle Eastern Literature.'

The e-Book Accused of Causing the Death of the Paperback?

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

The Dorrie Decimal System

"We're really, really interested. Now take it home and make it sing."

"Daddy, what collar is a novelist, white or blue?"

Novel/Novel Therapeutic Strategies

The Subtitle

Person Reading For Pleasure

'Would you know how to repair this old book?'

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

Head full of Books.