Bibliophilia Gifts

"Read? I don't read. I just collect."

Book Burp

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

'I only collect the black-cover books.'

'You bet I'm a bookworm: I'm a member of seven book clubs!'

"My Book-of-the-Month Club is here!"

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Victor Hugo

Edgar Allen Poe

The Dorrie Decimal System

Honoré de Balzac

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

George Orwell

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Paul Ree

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Literary Canines.

"Barb's such a fast reader."

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

"So, what are you reading?"

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Litterary Dogs.

'Read that last part back to me.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

A man and his dog both reading.

"Nevermore."

Cook in the cookery section.

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.