Bibliophilia Pillows

"Read? I don't read. I just collect."

Book Burp

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

'I only collect the black-cover books.'

'You bet I'm a bookworm: I'm a member of seven book clubs!'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Edgar Allen Poe

The Dorrie Decimal System

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Honoré de Balzac

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Paul Ree

Literary Canines.

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Litterary Dogs.

"So, what are you reading?"

'Read that last part back to me.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

Cook in the cookery section.

A man and his dog both reading.

"Nevermore."

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

"Spoiler alert...Z."

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

Women who Read Too Much