Bestseller Bibliophile Pillows

That bestseller you let me 'borrow'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Edgar Allen Poe

The Dorrie Decimal System

Honoré de Balzac

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Paul Ree

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Literary Canines.

Litterary Dogs.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"So, what are you reading?"

'Read that last part back to me.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

"Nevermore."

Cook in the cookery section.

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

A man and his dog both reading.

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

'Bront?saurus.'

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

"Spoiler alert...Z."

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

Women who Read Too Much

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

"Boy, these are really overdue!"