Bestseller Bibliophile Pillows

That bestseller you let me 'borrow'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Edgar Allen Poe

Victor Hugo

The Dorrie Decimal System

Honoré de Balzac

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

George Orwell

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Paul Ree

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Literary Canines.

"So, what are you reading?"

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Litterary Dogs.

'Read that last part back to me.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

A man and his dog both reading.

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

Cook in the cookery section.

"Nevermore."

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

'Bront?saurus.'

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

"Spoiler alert...Z."

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

Women who Read Too Much

"Boy, these are really overdue!"