Bibliophiles Pillows

Self-Help Books / Fixing Others.

"The book wasn't intended to hurt my stepmother - it was to help myself and others like me begin to heal."

'I was always told to write about what I know.'

"Yo, novella!"

Labor-Saving Devices

"Here's ten dollars off the books, Mrs. Gregory. It's our way of reestablishing customer confidence."

#NationalPoetryDay

"Mmm, smell this one."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Victor Hugo

Edgar Allen Poe

The Dorrie Decimal System

Honoré de Balzac

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Rare Books

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

George Orwell

Paul Ree

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Literary Canines.

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Litterary Dogs.

"So, what are you reading?"

'Read that last part back to me.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

A man and his dog both reading.

"Nevermore."

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'