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Self-Help Books / Fixing Others.

"The book wasn't intended to hurt my stepmother - it was to help myself and others like me begin to heal."

'I was always told to write about what I know.'

"Yo, novella!"

Labor-Saving Devices

"Here's ten dollars off the books, Mrs. Gregory. It's our way of reestablishing customer confidence."

#NationalPoetryDay

"Mmm, smell this one."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Edgar Allen Poe

The Dorrie Decimal System

Honoré de Balzac

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Rare Books

Paul Ree

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Literary Canines.

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

"So, what are you reading?"

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Litterary Dogs.

'Read that last part back to me.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

"Nevermore."

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

A man and his dog both reading.

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement