Barbecue Bibliophile Pillows

"How's your book coming?"

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"Talk nerdy to me."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Edgar Allen Poe

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

'Steak Ted?'

Honoré de Balzac

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

His New Grillfriend

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Literary Canines.

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

Litterary Dogs.