Barbecue Bibliophile Prints

"How's your book coming?"

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Talk nerdy to me."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Victor Hugo

Edgar Allen Poe

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'Steak Ted?'

Honoré de Balzac

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

His New Grillfriend

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

George Orwell

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Literary Canines.

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."