Bibliophile's Best Friend Pillows

Large Print Librarian.

"Talk nerdy to me."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Edgar Allen Poe

Victor Hugo

The Dorrie Decimal System

Honoré de Balzac

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

George Orwell

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Literary Canines.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Library door sign says, 'We have encyclopedias ... the original Facebook!'

Litterary Dogs.

'Read that last part back to me.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

"Nevermore."

A man and his dog both reading.

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

"Spoiler alert...Z."

"I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may tend to hurt sales of my 'tell-all' book."

Women who Read Too Much

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

Gabriel Garcia Marquez.