Bibliophile's Best Friend Gifts

Large Print Librarian.

"Talk nerdy to me."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Edgar Allen Poe

The Dorrie Decimal System

Honoré de Balzac

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Literary Canines.

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Litterary Dogs.

'Read that last part back to me.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

A man and his dog both reading.

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

"Nevermore."

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

"Spoiler alert...Z."

"I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may tend to hurt sales of my 'tell-all' book."

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

Women who Read Too Much

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

Head full of Books.