Bibliophile's Delight Gifts

'Books by celebrities.'

"Would you mind doing that in the other room?"

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

"I'm still looking, sir?"

Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

"I've come to judge some books by their cover."

Large Print Librarian.

Rapid reading center.

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

Stolen Crime Books.

'I'm looking for something not written by a celebrity.'

'Would you like to borrow these?'

"Well, there goes my unread summer reading list, flying south for the winter."

Self-Help Section. . . Help Yourself Section

"Doctor, this week I have read Anna Karenina, Pride & Prejudice and Jane Eyre."

Harry knew that his time with the Norman Mailer reading group was over.

'The books are really dancing out of here.'

Elf Improvement

Book barn: now with 50% less irony

That bestseller you let me 'borrow'

Oh, look - the first Robin of summer!

'The test-results are back... I'm afraid it's quite serious: You're allergic to pollen...'

Man in bedclothes reading in a bookshop.

"My new treasure chest!"

'Never heard of her.'

"Bill and I are readers."

"A book is like a big meal. It puts you to sleep."