Bookworm's Delight Gifts

"Books -- wow. I love books."

Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

'Never heard of her.'

Big Bang Theory.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Bookworm Sleepover

hard-boiled egg...

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

K9 Literati

The Da Vinci Cod

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"Would you mind doing that in the other room?"

Friedrich Schiller

'Is this your first book launch?'

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

Beyond Dante

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

"It's a novel about interest rates."

Small child checks out a book.

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

"Hey, I'll download them to my tablet too."