Bookworm's Delight Gifts

"Books -- wow. I love books."

Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

'Never heard of her.'

Big Bang Theory.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

hard-boiled egg...

Bookworm Sleepover

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

The Da Vinci Cod

K9 Literati

"Would you mind doing that in the other room?"

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

Friedrich Schiller

'Is this your first book launch?'

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

Beyond Dante

Small child checks out a book.

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

"It's a novel about interest rates."

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.