Bookworm Delight Gifts

"Would you mind doing that in the other room?"

Oh, look - the first Robin of summer!

"A book is like a big meal. It puts you to sleep."

'Would you like to borrow these?'

Self-Help Section. . . Help Yourself Section

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Big Bang Theory.

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Eternal Student.

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

The Bookworm

Edgar Allen Poe

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

The DaVinci Code

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

Honoré de Balzac

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Bookworm Sleepover

No-Work Orange

Blue Stockings

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."