Joyful Bookworm Gifts

'I'M SAVED! I'M SAVED!'

Big Bang Theory.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

hard-boiled egg...

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

K9 Literati

The Da Vinci Cod

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"Would you mind doing that in the other room?"

Friedrich Schiller

'Is this your first book launch?'

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Trivia/Great Literature.

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

Beyond Dante

"It's a novel about interest rates."

Book Worm

Small child checks out a book.

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

Woman at bookshop counter says: 'The Political Memoirs Wing is through there.'

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"