Joyful Bookworm Gifts

'I'M SAVED! I'M SAVED!'

Big Bang Theory.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

hard-boiled egg...

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"Would you mind doing that in the other room?"

K9 Literati

The Da Vinci Cod

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

'Is this your first book launch?'

Friedrich Schiller

Trivia/Great Literature.

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

Beyond Dante

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

Book Worm

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

"It's a novel about interest rates."

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

Small child checks out a book.

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

A man uses a reaching tool to keep a book far enough out for him to read it.