Bookworm In Love Gifts

Passion reached a new height in the bedroom that night - Holly couldn't put her Mills and Boon novel down.

When love is blind.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Big Bang Theory.

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Eternal Student.

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Edgar Allen Poe

The Bookworm

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

The DaVinci Code

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Television Readers.

Blue Stockings

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

Honoré de Balzac

No-Work Orange

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"