Bookworm's Paradise Gifts

Bookcase at the Beach.

"And, if you'd like something to read, we have books on tap."

Big Bang Theory.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Bookworm Sleepover

hard-boiled egg...

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

The Da Vinci Cod

K9 Literati

"Would you mind doing that in the other room?"

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

Friedrich Schiller

'Is this your first book launch?'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

Beyond Dante

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

"It's a novel about interest rates."

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

A man uses a reaching tool to keep a book far enough out for him to read it.

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.