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Bookcase at the Beach.

"And, if you'd like something to read, we have books on tap."

Big Bang Theory.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Bookworm Sleepover

hard-boiled egg...

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

K9 Literati

The Da Vinci Cod

"Would you mind doing that in the other room?"

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Friedrich Schiller

'Is this your first book launch?'

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

Beyond Dante

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

"It's a novel about interest rates."

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

The book is so much better than the film..

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

Woman at bookshop counter says: 'The Political Memoirs Wing is through there.'