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'The books are really dancing out of here.'

Big Bang Theory.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

hard-boiled egg...

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

K9 Literati

The Da Vinci Cod

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

A man uses a reaching tool to keep a book far enough out for him to read it.

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

The book is so much better than the film..

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

Reading in the rain.

"Do you have any bedtime stories that aren't about the former Yugoslavia?"

Pastoring for Dummies

Marco Polo

The Colonel at home.

"Poetry would be way more accessible if they just said what they meant."

Man reading in lamp

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

"No, no, that's my copy of 'Being and Time'—look at the teeth marks along 'Heidegger'."