Little Bibliophile Pillows

First library card

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Victor Hugo

Edgar Allen Poe

The Dorrie Decimal System

Honoré de Balzac

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

George Orwell

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

Literary Canines.

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Litterary Dogs.

'Read that last part back to me.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

"Dad, I checked a book out at the library...can you read it with me?"

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

Cook in the cookery section.

A man and his dog both reading.

"Nevermore."

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

'Read me 'Br'er Rabbit again and this time leave out the southern accent.'

"Spoiler alert...Z."

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

Women who Read Too Much

"Boy, these are really overdue!"