Animal-loving Bibliophile Gifts

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Diner

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

"Actually I never loved you."

'Roger, you're just a Rooster and I'm just a Hen. Is all of this necessary?'

'Someone's feeling bullish.'

K9 Literati.

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

Cat with Crown.

'When I said you'd have to jump through hoops, I meant you'll have to literally jump through hoops.'

"Good news. Pork bellies just dropped four points."

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

Rattache

Animal worries.

Animal rescue center

Chippunks

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

Dog Bookends

"Definitely work-related."

"I had no alternative Mr. Prendergast. Your daughter fell and broke her leg."

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

"Tonight... Hemingway."

"We raise our beef humanely."

"No, no, that's my copy of 'Being and Time'—look at the teeth marks along 'Heidegger'."