Animal-loving Bibliophile Gifts

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Diner

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

K9 Literati.

'Someone's feeling bullish.'

'Roger, you're just a Rooster and I'm just a Hen. Is all of this necessary?'

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

"Actually I never loved you."

Cat with Crown.

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

'When I said you'd have to jump through hoops, I meant you'll have to literally jump through hoops.'

Chippunks

Rattache

Animal worries.

"Good news. Pork bellies just dropped four points."

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

Animal rescue center

Dog Bookends

"Definitely work-related."

Cow with Hay In Tray and Milk Out Tray.

"I had no alternative Mr. Prendergast. Your daughter fell and broke her leg."

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."

K9 Litterati.