Fido Frolic Admirer Gifts

"Can you come outside and help me. It appears Fido and I have tied the knot... "

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Mittens is challenged by the string.

No Soliciting

"Your love gives me strength."

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

Good boy

Dog and man on couch

"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

My parents had a mutual love of grass.

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

"You're definitely in the top 1,000,000,000 people on this planet."

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

To Doc who took care of me while I was alive...

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

'Sorry, we can't be best friends: Tradition says we have to be our Masters' best friends...'

"I'm starting to miss his begging."

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

Go get it! Good boy! I'm more motivated by carrots than by sticks!

'Since my bone marrow transplant, the dog doesn't know me!'

"Worst case of stockholm syndrome I've ever seen."

"I'm looking for an arrangement that says, 'Sorry about the sofa.'"

"Bad dog."

"I told him about anthropomorphism, and he decided to try it."

"Far out, they're literally playing with fire! No way they can survive as a species if they're so risk prone!"

'Ever noticed how people resemble their pets?'

Hair of the dog spots: maltese on a walk

'I went to obedience school, but I can't say I've ever had occasion to use anything I learned there.'

"He's a true friend and companion and, should it ever come to it, meat."