Fun With Fido Gifts

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

The Goalkeeper

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

"We've convened this meeting today to admire the ball, and we will probably do the same thing again tomorrow."

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

'It's called playing. Provides one with a sense of accomplishment - without actually accomplishing anything.'

Sticking out tongue

Two cats are high off catnip.

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

"I love to watch cat videos on the internet!"

Dog stuck in cat flap.

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

cat singing into microphone

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

"The 'yip yip yip' is mine. Stick to your 'woof woof woof.'"

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"