Fun With Fido Mugs

Go get it! Good boy! I'm more motivated by carrots than by sticks!

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

The Goalkeeper

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Canine conundrum.

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

"We've convened this meeting today to admire the ball, and we will probably do the same thing again tomorrow."

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

'It's called playing. Provides one with a sense of accomplishment - without actually accomplishing anything.'

Sticking out tongue

Two cats are high off catnip.

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

cat singing into microphone

Dog stuck in cat flap.

"I love to watch cat videos on the internet!"

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

Pin the tail on the Doggie.

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"