Fun-loving Animal Enthusiast Gifts

"I want some boxer shorts."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Zoo.

"Why do they do that?"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seagiraffes

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

"First date hairball... awkward."

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"Three more years of high school."

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.