Fryer Friar Mugs

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

Full English Breakfast.

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

Stable boys and Scottsman

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

"Straighten up that tonsure."

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

'I'm good. How are you?'

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

Holy phone

"Vegas"

"Haircuts...cast out evil thoughts..."

'Snack Bar's Open.'

"When the report said that coaches should have some psychological training I think they meant more than having watched all 11 series of Frasier."

A friar

Two friars ringing bells