Fries Prints

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

It takes the fun out of it when the food police say it's okay.

The Food of Shame.

'Just fries? Certainly Sir. Would you like that with fries?'

"Two quarter-pounders, with fries and two large sodas. . . hey Tom, ask the guy in back if he wants anything."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

...the onion rings

What's wrong with those fish? Long time, no sea!

Yes, I Want Fries With That.

Real Fast Food.

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

"J'accuse!"

Health Regime Change: No Fry Zone

Haddock and chips please friar! (monk serving in fish bar).

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

You are what you eat.

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

"See? It never hurts to ask."

Hey, second basket of cheesy fries! You want to have a heart attack? Concessi

'I don't understand why people say I'm having trouble quitting.'

'Put the chips down and back away. Slowly. We don't want any heroes here.'

Medium Fries and a Drink