Turkey Taster Gifts

'Are we there yet?...Are we there yet?...Are we there yet?

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

Wine taster with mineral water

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

"Talk about close calls! Harry, tell them about last Thanksgiving!"

Please Wait and wait and wait.

"Never say you're stuffed!"

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

'The bouquet is reminiscent of rubber nose - but then, it always is...'

Lunch

'I've found taking a sip of another table's wine is an effective conversation starter.'

'Haven't you ever heard of warmed up turkey?'

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

A Dog Is For Life Not Just For Christmas.

'Frank, it's water.'

'He's judging our reserve pinot noir - five years to produce it, five seconds in his mouth.'

Turkey Dinner and gravity