Turkey Taster Gifts

'Are we there yet?...Are we there yet?...Are we there yet?

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

Wine taster with mineral water

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

"Talk about close calls! Harry, tell them about last Thanksgiving!"

"Never say you're stuffed!"

Please Wait and wait and wait.

Lunch

'The statue of David? I thought you said Mogen David.'

'The bouquet is reminiscent of rubber nose - but then, it always is...'

'Haven't you ever heard of warmed up turkey?'

'I've found taking a sip of another table's wine is an effective conversation starter.'

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

"I'm getting a lot of burnt notes."

A Dog Is For Life Not Just For Christmas.

'Frank, it's water.'