Turkey Lovers Mugs

Space Turkey Aliens visit a family on Thanksgiving.

"Holy cow! I've gained eight pounds!"

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"Talk about close calls! Harry, tell them about last Thanksgiving!"

"I'm stuffed. But in a good way."

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

"Never say you're stuffed!"

'Haven't you ever heard of warmed up turkey?'

'Frivolity -- What art thou in for?'

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

A Dog Is For Life Not Just For Christmas.

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

'Next year we'll bring the turkey.'

Holiday Overkill.

"He bought a thermometer for me, and I'm not even sick."

"Separate checks, please."

Turkey With All the Trimmings

"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner."

'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

God perfects his turkey design.

Turkey Dinner and gravity

"Hippity hoppity. Easter's on its way."

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

Christmas escape plan

"Bad news - your DNA was delicious."

'Want to come to the Thanksgiving play, Grandma? I have a real meaty part.'

"And these are from Warhol's lesser known 'Thanksgiving' series."