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Turkey Fans Mugs
Celebrate the turkey fan in your life with a hilarious or heartwarming mug that captures their festive spirit. Perfect for coffee or tea, these mugs add a dash of humor to their day.
Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.
'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'
'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'
"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."
The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.
'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'
'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'
"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"
"Talk about close calls! Harry, tell them about last Thanksgiving!"
'I don't know how I could've forgotten my lines. I was all ears when they gave them to me.'
"Never say you're stuffed!"
'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'
"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."
Squanto's less than famous older brother Squinto.
'Haven't you ever heard of warmed up turkey?'
Before and After Holiday Diet
A Dog Is For Life Not Just For Christmas.
'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'
Thanksgiving.
Turkey Dinner and gravity
Holiday Overkill.
God perfects his turkey design.
Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'
"Hippity hoppity. Easter's on its way."
Ineffective Turkey Disguises
'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'
'Next year we'll bring the turkey.'
"A reading from the ax of the apostles."
"He bought a thermometer for me, and I'm not even sick."
"Bad news - your DNA was delicious."
Christmas escape plan
And then I said, "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." So he said "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." Of course, I had to say, "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." It happens every year -0 the turkey never fails to put him to sleep!"
"That's him office...the peeping tom!"
'Do you think they'll feed us something special for Christmas dinner?'
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