Turkey Fans Pillows

Santa Riding Christmas Turkeys

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

"Talk about close calls! Harry, tell them about last Thanksgiving!"

'I don't know how I could've forgotten my lines. I was all ears when they gave them to me.'

"Never say you're stuffed!"

Squanto's less than famous older brother Squinto.

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

'Haven't you ever heard of warmed up turkey?'

A Dog Is For Life Not Just For Christmas.

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

"He bought a thermometer for me, and I'm not even sick."

Holiday Overkill.

Turkey Dinner and gravity

God perfects his turkey design.

"Hippity hoppity. Easter's on its way."

'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

'Next year we'll bring the turkey.'

"Bad news - your DNA was delicious."

Christmas escape plan

'Voila! Pre-plucked turkey!'

'Do you think they'll feed us something special for Christmas dinner?'

Turkey under mistletoe with sign that says: 'Kiss your ass goodbye'.