Turkish Culture Fan Pillows

Erdogan

Jean-Paul Sartre

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Mohammad's motors

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

Voltaire

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

French Army knife

"Talk about close calls! Harry, tell them about last Thanksgiving!"

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

Saint Patrick

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

"I'd like to book a wild and crazy party on the French Riviera."

Before and After Holiday Diet

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

God perfects his turkey design.

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

"Hippity hoppity. Easter's on its way."

"A reading from the ax of the apostles."

Turkey Dinner and gravity

'I love the Giant's Causeway.'

'Next year we'll bring the turkey.'

Holiday Overkill.

Christmas escape plan

Emile Durkheim

The abduction of Europa