European Culture Fan Pillows

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

The case against German as standard European language.

"You know you're in Europe when a kid's meal comes with a choice of juice, milk or a '97 Chateauneuf du Pape."

The abduction of Europa

Schengen

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Barristers

Time for Tea!

Nobody Upstages Trump!

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Posh Easter Egg

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

Europa takes a selfie

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

Marcello Mastroianni.

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

'Oh my God!! The economy's in ruins! There's no money!'

"I have to get something off my chest—I don't know the words to the second verse of 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

EU Polling Station

Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.

The euro debt crisis shown as a sign for disabled access

Napoleon asking John Bull what to do the Pope

"You don't need me. You don't need anyone. You are Americans."

Pikey and Chav.

Varoufakis on German TV

"You came from Europe, didn't you? I'll bet this is metric."

Socks and Sandals

French Street.

"I believe Big Ben is getting it's annual service."

Queen reigning.

"Do my hair like Boris Johnson."

Cabman, unhappy with his fare, accuses a lady's husband of not being a gentleman