European Cultural Aficionado Pillows

Notre Dame Cathedral Fire

Great Chinese Dynasties

Omara Portuondo

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

World Tour.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

The Selfie

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Introducing Piza Island.

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"Then what happened?"

"I want you to meet What's-His-Name, the much-misunderstood writer."

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Posh Easter Egg

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

Gone Fishing

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

Hoxton map.

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

TV stage door

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'