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Notre Dame Cathedral Fire

Great Chinese Dynasties

Omara Portuondo

World Tour.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

The Selfie

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

Introducing Piza Island.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"Then what happened?"

Zora Neale Hurston

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

"I want you to meet What's-His-Name, the much-misunderstood writer."

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

Posh Easter Egg

Gone Fishing

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

Hoxton map.

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

TV stage door