European Culture Lover T-Shirts

Acropolis for sale.

Loterie Francaise...

'No thanks - I've had enough Greek drama for one week.'

"12 German beers and 12 French Pastis. . . this guy is a true European!"

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

"I'm going to run away and join the circus. Not one of those big, tacky ones—something more European and intimate."

Europa takes a selfie

Marcello Mastroianni.

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

Eugene Delacroix

EU Polling Station

Josephine Baker

Notre Dame Phoenix

'It's all Greek to me...'

"You came from Europe, didn't you? I'll bet this is metric."

French Street.

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

The abduction of Europa

Whither now, EU?

"Excuse me, pal, but is this the road less traveled?"

Easter Island Bonnets

Paul Verlaine

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

Postes Modernes

'Honey, I fear, to be a European patriot means a little more than having a German beer for breakfast, Italian pizza and French wine for lunch and Spanish brandy for dinner...'

Lord Palmerston asks Napoleon III why he does not move on the Popish organ grinder causing a disturbance outside the Hotel De L'Europe

"It's about this Hans Brinker boy. Either you stop him or he stands to lose a finger!"

Baguette Skiing

'My wife left me, but the good news is I get to keep the igloo...'

AD 763. Hopeful entrants in the first Easter Island Idol competition.

'Remember, honey, we're in Mexico, not Europe.'

Gilet Jaunes

Godot - Retard Indetermine