European Culture Lover Pillows

Acropolis for sale.

Loterie Francaise...

'No thanks - I've had enough Greek drama for one week.'

"12 German beers and 12 French Pastis. . . this guy is a true European!"

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

"I'm going to run away and join the circus. Not one of those big, tacky ones—something more European and intimate."

Europa takes a selfie

Eugene Delacroix

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

Josephine Baker

EU Polling Station

Notre Dame Phoenix

French Street.

'It's all Greek to me...'

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

Paul Verlaine

Postes Modernes

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

Whither now, EU?

The abduction of Europa

'Honey, I fear, to be a European patriot means a little more than having a German beer for breakfast, Italian pizza and French wine for lunch and Spanish brandy for dinner...'

Lord Palmerston asks Napoleon III why he does not move on the Popish organ grinder causing a disturbance outside the Hotel De L'Europe

"It's about this Hans Brinker boy. Either you stop him or he stands to lose a finger!"

AD 763. Hopeful entrants in the first Easter Island Idol competition.

Godot - Retard Indetermine

Our English climate. - May-day for the sweeps.

Gilet Jaunes

Baguette Skiing

'My wife left me, but the good news is I get to keep the igloo...'

'Remember, honey, we're in Mexico, not Europe.'

'You two need to get over yourselves and just ask for directions.'

'As a matter of fact I am an artist, but I only draw blood'