Eastern European Culture Fan Pillows

"The changes are coming much too fast—I never dreamed I'd see the hully gully in Estonia."

Schengen

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Vlad the Inhaler

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Posh Easter Egg

"I'm going to run away and join the circus. Not one of those big, tacky ones—something more European and intimate."

Europa takes a selfie

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

EU Polling Station

Marcello Mastroianni.

Notre Dame Phoenix

Napoleon asking John Bull what to do the Pope

Ivan Krylov

Russian Snail

Varoufakis on German TV

Red Square. He's an important man, the caviar chief for the whole country. I still think he could have laughed when I call him the "Sturgeon General." I (heart) Moscow.

"You came from Europe, didn't you? I'll bet this is metric."

French Street.

Europe Day

Actualities - Diplomacy cannot rock Mars, god of war, to sleep

Europe has too few vaccines

The abduction of Europa

'Honey, I fear, to be a European patriot means a little more than having a German beer for breakfast, Italian pizza and French wine for lunch and Spanish brandy for dinner...'

Acropolis for sale.

Lord Palmerston asks Napoleon III why he does not move on the Popish organ grinder causing a disturbance outside the Hotel De L'Europe

Gilet Jaunes

'It's the law of the puszta, son. Them tripping on a banana skin, that's funny. Us tripping on a banana skin, that's a conspiracy!'

"12 German beers and 12 French Pastis. . . this guy is a true European!"

"Please no, anything but that! Not a frictionless Irish border!"

The Leaning Tower of Pisa finally explained: The architect had astigmatism.

Germans fixate too much on competition!

Italy, Spain, France, Hungary

The Family Joules: Part 4

'Between you and me, Jacques-Louis David, I can't even draw a straight line.'