European Art Fan Pillows

Posh Easter Egg

German Expressionist Breakfast

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

The Selfie

"You're welcome."

Pharaoh Cocoon

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Raphael

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Troys'R'Us.

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"Habanero ..."

Monet in the '90s.

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"Odd finger finishes the fettuccine."

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

The drinker.

'Hey, I used that model once!'

Warhol Exhibit

Van Gogh in the age of COVID-19

Munch Master.