European Art Admirer Pillows

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"Mr. Right!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Picasso: The Early Years

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Cats at private view

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"What did Jesus order?"

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Mimi's final scene

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Phoenix

Diego Velasquez

Kultural K9's.

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Shell Fire

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

"Feel better, dear?"

Et in Arcadia Ego

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

Joe Biden

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"Move, Gary."