French Art Fan Pillows

Pierre Bonnard.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Jean-Paul Sartre

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Pharaoh Cocoon

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

French Early Bird

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Voltaire

Posh Easter Egg

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

French Army knife

Swan in a trenchcoat.

Charles Baudelaire

"Habanero ..."

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

French Animal Noises.

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

Culinary Culture.

François Guizot

'Hey, I used that model once!'

Charles Baudelaire.

The drinker.