French Art Fan Gifts

Pierre Bonnard.

Victor Hugo

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Jean-Paul Sartre

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Pharaoh Cocoon

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

French Early Bird

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

Posh Easter Egg

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

Voltaire

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

Charles Baudelaire

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"Habanero ..."

French Army knife

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

The iPad Players

French Animal Noises.

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

Warhol Exhibit

Eugene Delacroix

The drinker.