European Art Fan T-Shirts

Posh Easter Egg

German Expressionist Breakfast

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"You're welcome."

The Selfie

Pharaoh Cocoon

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

Raphael

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Troys'R'Us.

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"Habanero ..."

Monet in the '90s.

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

Marcello Mastroianni.

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

'Hey, I used that model once!'

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

Warhol Exhibit

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

Van Gogh in the age of COVID-19

Let's hear a cheer for the sun god! Ra Ra Ra.

The iPad Players

The drinker.

"Odd finger finishes the fettuccine."

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.