Turkey Costume Fan Pillows

'Forget it, Bob, they're way to skinny!'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

I want to hold your hand

"Talk about close calls! Harry, tell them about last Thanksgiving!"

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"Never say you're stuffed!"

"Is there a seamstress present?"

'Haven't you ever heard of warmed up turkey?'

The rest of the herd were not amused.

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

Tiger Costume

A Dog Is For Life Not Just For Christmas.

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

A very rare color photo of Abraham Lincoln

Iron clad sailors

No Shoes, No Service.

God perfects his turkey design.

'Next year we'll bring the turkey.'