Turkey Costume Fan Gifts

'Forget it, Bob, they're way to skinny!'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

I want to hold your hand

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

"Talk about close calls! Harry, tell them about last Thanksgiving!"

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

"Is there a seamstress present?"

"Never say you're stuffed!"

Leonard Nimoy

The rest of the herd were not amused.

'Haven't you ever heard of warmed up turkey?'

Tiger Costume

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

Before and After Holiday Diet

A Dog Is For Life Not Just For Christmas.

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

A very rare color photo of Abraham Lincoln

Iron clad sailors

No Shoes, No Service.

Boy George.

God perfects his turkey design.

'Next year we'll bring the turkey.'